Our members are the epitome of greatness. We have decided that pineapple pizza is the best, and we will not be swayed.
We meet in a secret underground bunker, where the only light comes from a single, flickering neon sign that reads: "Committee of the Chosen Ones: The Deciders".
We have a strict policy of never compromising on anything less than perfection. If you dare to disagree, be prepared for the wrath of the Deciders.
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